The only word that comes to mind is “counterproductive”…well that and “Diabeetus” because I can’t read that word without thinking of the Quaker Oats guy saying it.
I guess I can’t blame the guy for shaving his chest before he goes into Walmart shirtless, I mean you wouldn’t want to end up on PeopleofWalmart.com for having a hairy chest in Walmart…
I guess it’s always nice to be able to take a nice drive with your lady.
I guess I should give you partial credit for tossing the shirt on to cover up your bikini, but it doesn’t quite do the whole job. As for your man, well I don’t suppose there is much you can do to cover up those sweet jorts and that slicked back mullet.