Holy mother of Mary! What made you think you could pull that off?!?! Even those fun-house mirrors wouldn’t make you look good in that outfit (if we can call it that)!
You might be a PoWM if two different people send your photo to PeopleofWalmart.com…
Oh it’s time for another fantastic game of “Who Wears It Better?”! So my fine friends, which person deserves all the attention they are seeking the most? Nightgown clown or the girl that lost her belt?
Ohhh yaaaa! Second City improv couldn’t have dreamt up a better scene for us here! I’m gonna let you guys have fun and I look forward to all the captions and story lines you guys have cranking around your brains that are just waiting to spew forth. We are all winners in this situation so best caption gets nothing but pride.