03.15.

Thong Spotting

I stopped by my local Walmart to quickly use the bathroom. I went inside and noticed an elderly greeter at the doors. Wanting to be nice, I said hello as I approached. The guy said nothing. I did a bit of a double take (since when do Walmart greeters not say hello?!) and he turned back to me with a somewhat dazed look. “Oh, I’m sorry. I was checking out that lovely lady over there.” I was a little creeped out, but I nodded and said, “Yeah”. “It’s the perfect job for that kind of thing, you know” he said, giving me a bit of a wink. I looked back. The woman was morbidly obese. To give him credit, the woman’s thong was falling out. She wasn’t a creature, but she certainly wasn’t attractive.

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03.15.

Get Your Goat

I can’t tell what excites me more, the fact that they found a beard or the toy goat!

Oklahoma

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03.14.

Young At Heart

I’d like to say that we are all just big kids at heart, but the problem with that is kids shouldn’t even be doing this. So congratulations, you are both old and dumb.

Iowa

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03.14.

Photoshop Contest!

Oh this my friends is called “Fun With Photoshop” where we further prove the person who sent this in can’t class up a People Of Walmart photo. What’s that I smell? A challenge? Yup! Here is the deal folks, take any photo off of our site and give us your best Photoshop job to see if you can transform one of our Walcreatures into something beautiful. We will post all submissions (within reason) and you guys will crown a winner. Please submit your photo to info@peopleofwalmart.com by 12:00 pm EST Friday. Winner will receive a signed PoWM book and $25 to Walmart. Good luck!

Tennessee

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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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