When those biscuit bottoms come right out of the oven you gotta let ’em breathe people! She’s just puttin’ em on the window seal to let ’em cool down in the breeze!
BROOKSVILLE – A 26-year-old Brooksville man was arrested for allegedly stealing merchandise from Walmart and then brawling with police officers.
It happened at the Walmart Super Center on Broad Street Thursday night.
According to an arrest report, Walter Stephen Truzack was walking through Walmart stealing various items.
Police say he took cargo shorts and put them on or stuffed other items in his shorts.
Someone called in the theft while it was in progress, according to police, and when officers arrived, he began “shoving, striking and kicking the officers.”
Officers restrained him and placed him under arrest. He is charged with retail theft, battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest with violence.
He was booked in the Hernando County jail and held on $18,250 bond.
“Well if I can’t bring my truck into the store, how am I going to let it try on the gun rack I’m getting for her?”
Ohhh I love me some Girl Scout cookies, but I hate being kidnapped and raped, but on the other hand Thin Mints are my shit….f*ck it, I’m taking the risk.