It’s time for the game you love, I love, and the children love Who Wears it Better: Denim Dan Edition! Okay my people, who do you think sports the best Canadian Tuxedo? Obviously neither of them wanted to make this a 3 piece suit and put on a shirt, but for my money nothing beats a camo hat accessory!
Florida & Pennsylvania
Okay, now I’ll be the first to tell you I don’t like this picture. The main reason being, I can’t be sure this is an actual celebrity so someone might just be getting one over on us here. However, against my better judgement, I went ahead with it because apparently this lady is on the show “Dance Moms” and if there is anything I like it’s the ability to ridicule someone publicly because I don’t like them. I hate parents that live vicariously through their little kids, whether it be in dancing or those weird pageants. You are old now, you didn’t win shit, you weren’t the prettiest or the best dancer, get over it. Forcing you kid to do what you hated to do and failed at won’t change anything….I’ve said my piece.
Alright Elton John, simmer down now. Nobody is going to believe hooking up with you in your rocket ship qualifies as joining the mile high club. NASA discontinued it’s space exploration program, maybe it’s time for you to do the same.
I guess the apple doesn’t fall from the, hmmmm that’s a tough one. Trees seem too normal for this. The shit doesn’t fall too far from the bat? No, I don’t like referring to kids as bat dookie, it’s not really their fault. I don’t know, what good suggestions do you guys have for this?