It’s another celebrity sighting at Walmart. This time it’s country singer Chris Young…and I’m happy to say that I know so little about country music that I didn’t know which one he was until I Googled him. I mean, I assumed it was the guy on the left, but let’s face it, they both look like they could twang out some depressing shit about beer, women & horses.
It was the ‘1st of tha month’ and, of course, everyone that receives government benefits was at Walmart. An announcement was made that the EBT Machines (food stamps) were down. All of a sudden, people started abandoning carts FULL of food and the store cleared out. As my mother and I were leaving, it was a maze of raw meat and popsicles.
Kind of a twist here on “Who Wears It Better?” I’d say this is more of a “Who Stores It Better?” So do you guys prefer the bra strap holster or just sticking it right in the honey pot? Personally I’m a fan of keeping my phone in my pocket because I don’t like the taste of titty sweat while I’m talking, but that’s just me.
Florida & Texas
Those colors might not run, but your sweat sure does run down the crack of your ass!