What the hell is this, “Who Eats It Better?” C’mon people, I didn’t know we started turning our cars into an Iron Chef competition! If we did, then you know I got my man Masaharu Morimoto riding shotgun!
Florida & Ohio
I see you ran into UFC fighter Clay “The Carpenter” Guida at Walmart. Which has me wonder why he is dressed like he is about to knee some guy in the head rather than pick up some orange juice. But hey, good luck to the Walmart greeter who wants to tell him to put a shirt on.
Okay here’s the plan, you go grab a package of toilet paper, I’ll get on your shoulders and we’ll stick a roll on one of his spikey things and then watch as he tries to get it off.
Babydoll, I think you’re breaking a whole lot more than hearts. For instance, my retinas just happen to be the first thing that comes to mind.