I would take offense if that middle finger didn’t look like it was hack-jobbed into your head by an angry child.
Listen, you don’t have to tell me how this is a medical issue, I get that and it sucks donkey balls. What I don’t get is why we need to let that boy hang outside of our pants for the world to see? You think I wanna be walking down the aisle not paying attention because I’m peeping that new Beiber CD and bump into your warm bag of piss? Well I don’t!!!
Dear all white people,
You look like shit in cornrows so please knock it off.
Okay folks, I have no idea how you can even try to pick a winner in today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?” here, but try your best.
Florida & Ohio
So, I was in the parking lot at Wal-Mart walking up to the store when from maybe 20 feet in back of me an elderly lady (maybe 70) kindly asked me if I wanted to use her cart. I kindly said, “No thanks, I just have to pick up a few items, no need for a cart this trip.” (NOTE: The lady looked very capable of walking, and just a couple of pounds over weight.) She turned sour and screamed, “THANKS. THANKS A LOT FOR HELPING ME.” She turned her cart around very fast and put it in one of those cart collectors, got in her car, slammed the car door, and while driving back, gave me the finger. I instantly started to burst out in laughter. I would have more than gladly taken it in for her if she had said “Can you please take my cart in for me?” or if after I said no she said “Oh, I meant can you please take my cart in for me?” Next time, I think I’ll just take the cart.