Hey! What the hell Gorton’s Fisherman, you shouldn’t be buying beef in public like that! And it’s Friday during Lent dude!!! Are you trying to bankrupt your own company? This picture might ruin Gorton’s in the frozen fish market…that’s on you!
“I don’t have love handles, I have custom built orgy grips!” – Wow, there is so much I can say about this that I have nothing to say about this…and to think, I thought it was just gonna be a toga party (Points if you get that reference).
Ladies and gentlemen, People of Walmart Hall of Famer Willy The Pimp. Like a boss!
I honest to God can’t think of a scenario where I need to leave or break out of a hospital to go buy a yoga mat. Shit, I’m relatively healthy and I don’t buy yoga mats. Good luck with your downward dog or whatever it is you do with that busted wing.