Yeah sure, she’s the one looking at me like I’m the one stuck in the bottom of the stroller instead of properly in the seat. The nerve of some infants!
Not a bad little honey to check out at the start of the week, am I right fellas? Oh wait a minute, my bad guys, I spoke too soon so let me rephrase that. Not a bad little honey (that also has a penis) to check out at the start of the week. Sorry about that.
If you’ve come to this website before you know I can’t stand stinky ass monkeys hanging out where I shop for food. Then, you are probably assuming this evil looking mofo has me to the point of boiling over, but surprisingly, no. Don’t get me wrong, I still hate filthy monkeys where I shop, but for some reason this one doesn’t piss me off as much and the only reason I can think of is I’m waiting in anticipation for him to sprout wings and fly around like those monkey in Wizard of Oz….but he probably won’t so get him out of the damn store!
What?!?!!? Two “Who Wears It Better?” in one day! Are you kidding me?! Friday the 13th is luckier than folk lure lets on! Hot damn! So we all wish we had x-ray vision, but like they say, be careful what you wish for! Who ya going with people?
Missouri & New Jersey