You see that guys? That’s what we call the perfect woman right there. Practicing her “shake weight” in between grocery shopping. Take notes ladies, because no matter what your “sensitive” man might say to the contrary, men first and foremost love food and “shake weighting”, everything else is secondary.
Serious question, how long did it take you to notice those were tights? I’ve been doing this for a few years now and I can honestly say I looked at this for a few minutes in terror before someone pointed out to me she actually had pants on. Not sure whether to be impressed or grossed out. I mean, I’m grossed out, but I’m just not sure if I shouldn’t be more impressed.
Suspenders…you’re not doing it right. So in today’s edition of Who Wears It Better, we want to know if you are more partial to suspenders over or under a shirt. Also, more or less butt crack. We have a feeling we know the answer to the second part, but sometimes you guys surprise us.
It’s like Larry The Cable Guy meets The Ultimate Warrior, which surprisingly does not look better than it sounds.