05.18.

But I Can’t Resist

Oh, well it’s a good thing you warned me because I was sooo close to just grindin’ all up on you. It’s tough for me to control myself when you look so damn tasty…dick-hole.

Massachusetts

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05.18.

Sperm Donors

That’s ironic, I’m pretty sure the world would have been better off if all of you happened to end up as nothing more than knuckle children yourselves.

Louisiana

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05.18.

WWIB: Place Item In Bagging Area

Let’s end the work week with a special edition of Who Wears It Better: Checkin’ Ya Out At The Checkout Edition. So my fellow bottom biscuit lovers, which one would you put in your trunk and take home to serve with dinner?

Kansas & Texas

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05.18.

I Like It Raw Courtesy Of MugshotRow.com

Thanks to MugshotRow.com for this story.

A Carlisle man is accused of eating raw meat at the borough’s Walmart and putting the opened packages back on the shelves.

Employees told police they saw Scott T. Shover, 53, of the 100 block of Noble Avenue, eat from several packages without paying about 2:40 p.m. Monday. The meat was valued at $24.53, police said.

Loss prevention staff and a manager followed Shover out of the store and notified a nearby police officer.

Shover was taken into custody, police said. Because of four prior retail theft convictions, Shover was charged with felony retail theft.

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