Hey Little Bo Creep, you didn’t lose your sheep, they all ran away.
Well that’s just fitting, because she definitely stole my heart…what’s that? Oh I’m having a heart attack? Okay, yeah that makes more sense.
What I need to know is while you were in the store, what the hell happened to the middle part of your jeans? I mean, it has to be a crazy story because I refuse to believe anyone in the entire world would do that shit on purpose.
American Idol winner Kris Allen….yeah we all stopped watching 8 years ago dawg, you’re not really famous.