I like to call these “under undies” but what I’d really like to call these is extinct, that way I’ll never have to see them again.
Ohh snap! Sick hog bro! I’m gonna get you one of those bad ass biker shirts to wear. Something like, “If you can read this the b*tch was never on board because I’ve never actually touched a woman in my life.” or something cool like that.
This is where I start to say something about her, then catch myself before she gets pissed and does some crazy shit that shrinks my head.
Walmart sells Choccotits now? Sweet sassy molassy imma get me some of them!