Ain’t no business like show business…thank God. I don’t think I could handle more than one.
It’s the sauce boss Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time using some of that YouTube money to shop for what I assume is a shit ton of bacon. But really, what I’d like to find out his who would win in a fight, Muscles Glasses or our infamous Willy the Pimp? You know who I got my money on, but I’d like to extend an invitation to our meat munching friends from the great white north to venture down here to the PoWM headquarters so we can show them what really goes down in Wally World…..next time, we eat back boobs.
A Chandler man is accused of defecating on the floor of a Walmart store Tuesday after trying to steal a beer bottle, Chandler police said.
Tomas Arenas, 56, was at Walmart near Pecos Road and Arizona Avenue in Chandler at about 5 p.m. when he grabbed a beer bottle and walked out of the store without paying, police said.
A loss-prevention officer stopped Arenas and brought him back inside. Arenas began yelling at the officer before pulling down his pants and defecating on the floor in front of many customers, police said.
Arenas was arrested on suspicion of defecating in public, indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, loitering and shoplifting, according to the court document.
Oh sweet mother of mercy. I don’t even know what to call that!!! Seriously, bangs and a female rat mullet? I couldn’t be that creative or mean if I was shaving someone’s head after they passed out with their shoes on!