I guess this is like a “Who Wears F*ck Better?” and to be honest, I’m not even sure what to do. Obviously the one is just plain rude and lacking in vocabulary, but the other one will more than likely cause you to get arrested if you follow it. I don’t know, maybe we can just have the one grab the other’s titty and get yelled at for being a f*cking f*ck.
North Carolina & Ohio
Sometimes being a crazy cat lady is too mainstream, I get that. Way to think outside the box. It’s very creepy lady from Home Alone 2 of you.
Dude c’mon, your old ass should know better. Just gonna walk around with your hairy belly framed in by suspenders like it’s a pretty picture? C’mon! I don’t know why, but I feel like I should be throwing wet pickles at you.
Someone tell Justin Bieber that he ain’t got nothin’ on my man Willy the Pimp. You think little girls scream loud in excitement for the Bieb? Shiiiiiit, I’ve seen grown men faint when they see the Pimp. Keep pimpin’ big Willy, keep pimpin’!