I assume you walked into your hair salon and asked for the “taxi cab seat cushion” and they knew exactly what you wanted.
As long as you starred out the “i” in ‘Nigga’ it’s all good, right black people? No? Oh she is still a little white bitch that can’t say ‘nigga’? But her and her little sorority friends think it’s neat-o. Even worse then? Okay, I’ll pass along the message. What’s that? You’ll take care of it? Ohhh that’s much better.
It hasn’t even been a month and you are already abusing the ‘white after Memorial Day’ rule. And I know what you are saying, “She’s covered up, nothing wrong with this.” I can clearly see the exact shape and size of her fupa. If that’s normal to you, then you are most certainly a PoWM.
Good Lord! Who are you, Octomom? Who needs that many diapers??? Either you are one of those extreme couponers who buy a bunch of unnecessary shit or you’re addicted to unprotected sex. At this point, I can’t decide which is worse, all I know is that I’m glad I’m not with you.