06.08.

Walmart + Meth = Jail

SOUTH ST. LOUIS COUNTY – A customer cooking a so-called “one pot” batch of methamphetamine inside a pop bottle in her purse caused the Thursday night evacuation of the South County Walmart store.

The woman was caught shoplifting an item unrelated to meth-making when store security and then police discovered the 20-ounce bottle, St. Louis County police Lt. Mark Cox said. The store full of customers at Telegraph Road and Interstate 255 was evacuated about 6:15 p.m. because of the possible dangers of the chemical concoction.

“It had the potential to be flammable or blow up at any time,” Cox said. He described the initial situation inside the store as “volatile,” but said the evacuation was mostly precautionary.

No one was injured. Aside from the bottle, no harmful substances or fumes were discovered inside the store.
The trend of cooking small quantities of the drug for personal use is on the rise, police said. But Cox said this was one of the first times locally a “one-pot” batch has been discovered and seized in a busy, public setting.

“There are lots of one-pot cooks,” Cox said. “But taking it into Walmart is very unusual.”

The woman and a male companion were arrested. Their names and ages were not immediately released. Cox said it did not appear the woman was trying to steal any of the ingredients used in the meth-making process and did not begin making the concoction inside the store.

Police investigators in gas masks also confiscated several meth-making precursors — bottles of medicines, pills and chemicals — from the suspects’ car in the Walmart parking lot.

The store, open 24 hours, was scheduled to reopen later Thursday night.

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06.08.

Caution: Round Load

C’mon buddy, we know you didn’t get your “round load” by just….grazing. Huh? Right? No? Well, f*ck you guys then.

Indiana

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06.07.

Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?

People said Boy George looked ridiculous when he dressed like this and he was rich and famous. What do you think they’re saying about you?

Florida

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06.07.

Aloha Bro

Ladies, you usually gotta pay good money for Cinemax or something like that to see that much ass, but I’m starting to think right now you would pay good money to not see that much ass.

Hawaii

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