I was gonna rip this guy up, but I just can’t do it. I’m so stupid giddy for the 4th of July that I’m ready to hop on the back of Captain America there and ride that pony to the promise land! America!!!! Woooooo!
Oh I didn’t think it could get better than flesh colored yoga pants, but apparently flesh colored tiny-ass khaki shorts seemed to have come along and staked it’s claim to nastiest looking butt covers. What do you guys think?
You can keep those Benz & Rolls Royce hood ornaments, nothing says baller like a flamingo!
No I didn’t say Abe Lincoln, I said ‘Hey Blinkin’…hold the reigns man.