If you aren’t comfortable enough to get naked in a Walmart parking lot, then I feel sorry for you. However, that being said, if you feel comfortable enough to get naked in a Walmart parking lot, then I feel sorry for you.
CITRUS HEIGHTS, Calif. (KCRA) – A Citrus Heights man is in custody after police say he choked his infant in front of officers in the parking lot of a Walmart.
Police said Daniel Graf, 32, met his estranged wife in the store’s parking lot in Citrus Heights on Friday evening so he could see their 3-month-old child.
Graf and his estranged wife began arguing over child custody arrangements, and the woman called police, authorities said.
When officers arrived, they started speaking with Graf as he was holding the baby. During the conversation, Graf started strangling and choking the child, according to authorities.
One of the officers applied a department-approved sleeper hold on Graf, who went unconscious, police said. Officers said Graf continued to strangle the child as he was being rendered unconscious.
The infant was taken to a hospital for treatment and is expected to recover, police said.
Graf was arrested on suspicion of attempted homicide, causing a child to suffer physical pain and on an outstanding warrant.
All I’m saying is you better tip REALLY well when you go get a manicure.
I gotta be honest, I don’t really know or care to know about Skrillex. Apparently I’ve hit that point in my life where new music sounds like shit to me. Either way, I find it really odd to put another dude’s name in you head and this is coming from a guy that may or may not have had steps shaved into my head as a kid.