Okay stop looking for something gross, you won’t find it. Well, self-cut jorts aren’t really the in thing right now but that’s not the point of this post. The point of this is for me to get something off my chest. If you have 5,000 items in your cart, I better not see you in self-checkout. It takes 42 minutes to get through 5 items on those damn things and you put half the store in your cart! Lines take forever in that place and every one of them is always full so when I run in to get 1 item and I see your buggy stocked for Armageddon, I about lose my shit. Knock it off people!
It’s summer so you know I was grilling out this weekend. So what about you guys? You like the burgers or dogs?
Colorado & Ohio
I see I’m not the only one getting amped the hell up for the 4th of July! I’ll tell ya something, this chick right here is A-freaking-merican to the core and she can slam down a few red, white & brews with me any Independence day!
Check out this Slamma-Jamma! I wouldn’t park my car in the same zip code as this beast in fear that it will eat off my bumper.