Either you are wasting your time trying to pull that hot little one-piece down or your digging for gold in all the wrong places. Well, I suppose it could be a third option, so in that case the feminine itch cream is in aisle 11.
NORTH MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. – A Little River woman out on bond for criminal domestic violence was arrested over the weekend after police said she left her baby locked inside a car in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
According to a North Myrtle Beach police report, Carolyn Tess Little, 18, left her 6-month-old girl locked inside her car at the Wal-Mart parking lot around 10 p.m. Saturday night in North Myrtle Beach.
A witness told police the baby was left strapped in the car seat for 45 minutes. Police said Little returned to the car after being paged inside the store.
Little told police she thought the windows were down and was going to take the child in the store, but decided not to, the report said.
Temperature outside at the time of the incident was 81 degrees, the report indicated.
Little was charged with child endangerment and released on a $5,000 bond.
According to the J Reuben Long Detention Center website, Little was also arrested for criminal domestic violence on June 29.
What is it about a big old ass crack that just gets me excited for the day? Nothing. The answer is nothing. We get so many damn asses sent in to us that we have to pair them up for our “Who Wears It Better?” game! Did you read that? We get so many bare asses sent in that we double them up! Someone get a message out there to the rest of the world to pull their pants up.
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If that is how you shop maybe you should head over to Sams Club. They got those nice flatbed carts you can lay on. Seriously though, I’d pay quite a bit of money to sit there with a box of popcorn and watch you try to get out of that cart by yourself.