Damn! Who knew there was so much baby mama drama in the world that the business of choking a hoe is so successful that it’s being franchised in different states! I’m not sure what the initial capital contribution to a quality business opportunity like this is, but I’ll be sure to speak with my financial adviser about getting in before it goes public.
Florida & North Carolina
If they barely have anything on, can we still call it “Who Wears It Better?” – Judges say “yes” so we are good to go! Ok folks, which sow would you want to hold down and strip off some of that delicious back fat to sizzle up in a pan?
California & Oregon
Oh hells ya! It’s everyone’s favorite fruit smashing comedian Gallagher! Grab your ponchos people because my man has a store full of watermelons and you know he brought his Sledge-O-Matic!!!
Really? There is SO much wrong with that statement. (1) Pitbull is awful now. He went the pop route, which is annoying, but it’s made him bank so I can’t hate too much. (2) Why in the wide world of sports would anyone want to voluntarily go to Kodiak, Alaska? You see that giant bear? No thanks. (3) Dude is Cuban, he doesn’t even know what snow is.