Well slather me silly, it seems like quite some time since we’ve had us some bottom biscuits to dig into. Now someone pass that jelly, or honey, some people like honey. I don’t, but that’s okay, we’re all here to enjoy!
What the shit? Did you trade clothes with an 11 year old girl? That is way creepy! In fact, I’m pretty sure me just typing that has alerted like 15 different government agencies.
I don’t think that hairstyle and matching outfits are required to do flying roundhouse kicks, but they are highly encouraged.
This man asked to announce over the intercom for his girl to marry him so the whole store could hear and if her answer was yes, to meet him in Customer Service. Looks like this fairy tale ending is real…..trashy. Real trashy is what I was gonna say there.