Ponytails are for lazy people, unicorn horns are for crazy people. I’m not sure which is worse, I’m just excited they rhyme!
If I can see through your pants to your underwear, then clearly your pants are not pants. I don’t know what to call them because I don’t own a pair of pants that fail at being pants. If I did, they wouldn’t be pants. Ok we can go in circles like this forever, the real question is which one of these non-pants would you want to get into?
Georgia & Pennsylvania
Oh snap, I think we might have found Lord Dark Helmet’s girlfriend! How exciting, and may the schwartz be with you!
How would you like to be one of the other 47 clowns that ride in that car and she is the only clown that gets her picture on the side? That’s some straight up favoritism right there and I wouldn’t stand for it. Let’s just say she would be getting a pie to the face on the daily if I was one of those other clowns.