FLORENCE, AL (WAFF) – Florence Police arrested a man who was exposing himself to women in the Walmart parking lot Thursday afternoon.
Christopher Brown was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.
Police said a witness was able to positively identify the man while he was still in the parking lot.
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