Sweet gauges bro! Chicks totally dig a dude who can fit a can of Skoal in each ear!
About a year ago, I was just out and about and decided I’d stop at the local Walmart and get a few general items. I drive a truck, so just to make things easier, I park a ways out, beyond the majority of people who park as close as possible. I ended up next to a black Explorer, and it looked empty, so I went ahead and locked the door and went in the store. About twenty minutes later, I came back out to my truck and the Explorer was still there. I got in and was all ready to back up out of the space when the driver’s door on this Explorer opened. I waited about twenty seconds for the person to get out or close the door, so I could back out without worrying about hitting anyone. Well then I looked over, the driver was clearly male, as he was so generously completely unzipped and “ready” for me to see. Needless to say, I was shocked. I put the truck in drive and just drove straight out of the spot…fast!
One of those stupid “You mess with me, you mess with the whole trailer park” t-shirts would have sufficed too. $20 says she has “The South Will Rise Again” above her vagina.
We at PoWM would like to extend the 4th another day with these two firecrackers. So which one would you rather wake up next to this morning, Cheeky Rodriquez or the 12 o’clock special?
Missouri & Texas