Here’s the thing I’m torn on. Am I glad you have a diaper on your monkey to prevent it from shitting on the floor or am I pissed off the monkey has a diaper because now it will be difficult it to fling it’s poop? I’m leaning towards the latter and here is why: You’ve already pissed me off and crossed the line by bringing a monkey into Wally World so you might as well go full-force with it and let him toss his shit all over the place. Your thoughts in the comments are encouraged but I will not likely care.
Hello Kitty in your hair? Really? Ok, I don’t really know what Hello Kitty actually is. Is it a show or a video game or what? I’m not a Japanese girl so it doesn’t resonate with me. I’m starting to feel like I might be missing out on something if this many people do stupid shit over Hello Kitty…not that I’m gonna bother to find out more about it, but I’m just saying I’m a tad curious now.
For the first time ever these outfits might just be too ridiculously awful for ‘Who Wears It Better’. Like I really feel bad about this one. I asked the judges if I had to make you pick and they said if you don’t, we all get punished. I’m not sure what more they can do to us after this, but I don’t want to find out. And for the love of God will people please stop any man from ever doing this again.
Florida & Ohio
“While the police search for anything suspicious…” Ummmmm I guess they suck at their job because the first place I’d look is in the Hello Kitty lunchbox being carried by a grown man with a sweet ponytail that screams “My mom’s basement gets cold at night so I wrap myself in dead cats.”