08.09.

Puppy Smell

Yesterday, my mom and I were at Walmart buying dog food. We got to the register and the lady there asked if we had puppies. My mom told her that we don’t, we just have a small dog. The lady then told us that she just got two puppies. She told my mom that her hands smelled like puppies and she held out her hands for my mom to smell. My mom didn’t know what to do so she took a quick sniff and said, “They do!”

My mom grabbed our bags and we both walked out of the store laughing.

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08.09.

I Swag When I Shop

Italian swag? Really? Dammit people, why do you continuously cause harm to every Italian person in the world? Wasn’t it bad enough for those greasy tools from Jersey Shore to drag the Italian people through the mud? Now we have this Walcreature taking a dump all over its heritage. Jesus folks, we’re making the Irish look normal at this point!

North Carolina

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25 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  North Carolina  //  Walmart Fashion
08.08.

A Bum Collage

Hypothetical here for ya…If we took all the bare asses, bottom biscuits, whale tales and plumber’s cracks that have shown up here on PoWM, what do you think we could build out of ’em? I’m thinking maybe one of those cool¬†walking Star Wars thingys¬†that shoot people! Right? One of those made out of asses! Awww man, people would be freakin’ terrified.

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16 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Walmart Fashion
08.08.

WWIB: Piggly Wiggly

You guys probably don’t hear it, but every time we do a “Who Wears It Better?” there is this upbeat techno type of theme music playing in my head and it pumps me the F up! Anyway, back to business. Pigtails on anyone over 10 years old look ridiculous. So while they both lose, you guys get to pick who loses the least. I don’t want to sway any opinions but the one girl’s pigtails are curly like a pig’s tail. Whaaat?

Texas & Washington

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21 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Mullets/Tails  //  Texas  //  Walmart Fashion  //  Washington  //  Who Wears It Better?
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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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