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In today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?”, we have a tale of two tails! So the big question today is which tail would you rather have to swat away the summer flies?
Spiderman wore red cowboy boots? Yeah, maybe when he was riding his wooden rocking horse at age 4. C’mon man, you can’t even be weird correctly! You know what my spidey-senses are telling me? That you don’t have many friends.
In case you couldn’t tell by ESPN devoting 48 out of 60 minutes to football now that training camp has opened, football season is almost here which means die-hard football fans are gearing up for another year! I’m looking forward to it almost as much as I’m looking forward to all the “experts” trying to dignify why they are so high on the Dallas Cowboys again this year despite the fact that they’ve won 1 playoff game in the last 15 years. How ’bout them Cowboys?!