You wanted it, you got it! It’s August 1st and I don’t care which side of the Chick-Fil-A gay chicken debate you stand on because everyone in the world can agree today is a fantastic day because our second book People of Walmart: Of the People, By the People, For the People is officially in stores! The title says it all; this book was created with you guys in mind so pick it up at a store near you….except Walmart. For some reason they don’t carry it and for the life of me I can’t figure out why.
It wouldn’t be a launch party of our new book People of Walmart: Of the People, By the People, For the People without my favorite game Who Wears It Better: Skeezer Tat Edition. So my people, which lady would you prefer to get an STD from?
Florida & Pennsylvania
It looks like these two young ladies set us up for a nice little game of what I’d like to call “Hide The Sausage”. Basically, your job is to finish the phrase “Give me a boner _______.” or “I had his wiener ________.” in the comments below. Go!
Massachusetts & Ohio