Wow your wedding cake must be delicious, I see people lined up for it. Can I get the name of your caterer? Oh the Boys & Girls Clubs of America, excellent.
Darlin’, I think you’re referrin’ to my song Pina Coladaburg a little song I wrote seven and a half f*cking years before Margaritaville was even on the map! Son of a son of a bitch!
Some people might say that it’s old and stale, but I say there is nothing wrong with a bottom biscuit with some “experience” on it. Just cut out the moldy parts and you’re good to go. Right people?
Now I’m not saying I would, I’m just saying he got some perky ass boobies for a dude and let’s leave it at that.