Our pals over at LateNightMistakes.com would just love you! They constantly feature a “Hot Mess” and you literally have it written all over you. Although, I’m starting to think it would be the poor guy that’s making a “late night mistake”, but that’s a different story.
Is declawing a human a thing? Can you hire someone to do that? Oh they sell nail clippers for home use that cost next to nothing? I just assumed it couldn’t be that easy if someone had nails like this.
U-Hauls are for suckers that can’t drive with perfect balance…Now kill a few hours playing I Spy with your coworkers.
I ate and drank like a fool on Labor Day and I hope you did the same. However, I can’t pass up a delicious bottom biscuit no matter how full I still am! So which of these two lovely bottom biscuits would you force yourself to labor through?