Holiday Man! What’s going on buddy! There isn’t a holiday for like another month but you’re always welcome here on PoWM, because with us everyday is a holiday….mainly due to the fact that we are alcoholics. It’s a celebration bitches!
There are 2 things in life that I think we all love, and that’s food and butts. So it comes as no surprise that the two are often related. In fact, we all know too well all about bottom biscuits here at PoWM, but the task at hand is to decide which is better, the apple bottom or the hot buns?
Illinois & Ohio
At first I just assumed you were transporting that lovely couch, but then I started thinking, maybe you’re just adding extra seats to your car. I mean, it’s pretty obvious you think stuff that doesn’t fit actually does so maybe you’re adding that much needed 3rd row seating. I just don’t know anymore…
That’s crazy, I was just thinking to myself that I’d love to hear a shitty impersonation of Elvis while I shop. Seriously though, it looks like you stole the worst outfit from a poorly dressed elderly woman that thinks she is still young. Who beads fringe? Who wears beads? Who wears fringe? You don’t even look like Elvis. Jesus man, you literally suck at everything.