Listen, we all know men buy cars to overcompensate for their penis size and to pick up chicks, but we have all got along just fine by letting that speak for itself. Try not to be so obvious with the ladies. You’re not a European guy at the club, you’re at Walmart.
That’s the same outfit my 6 year old cousin picked out for herself to wear. Funny how by completely mismatching you’ve made a match….intellectually. With a 6 year old. You’re a stupid doo-doo head.
Found a new friend. I call him patches.
He is covered in camo but if you look closely you can spot Manny Puig celebrity wildlife entertainer from the shows Jackass and WildBoyz.