Hello Kitty, Goodbye reputation.
I haven’t seen this much crack since that night I partied with Bobby Brown.
So the real question here, and really the only important one you will be faced with today, is what are your thoughts on titty tattoos? My thought process on them is this: If you have ugly boobies (see above) then a tattoo making me think they are sexy is extremely unlikely. Now if you already have a nice rack then congrats, you have a nice rack and you already won everyone over. We already want to look at them, no need to run up the score.
Good God I would hope so! It literally cannot be any worse. Right? That has to be right. I can’t fathom a world where the front could possibly be worse.