Willy the Pimp loves lots of things including babies, the color pink, and titties. If there is one man that can make pink look boss during Breast Cancer Awareness month it’s Willy the Pimp. I heard one good pimp smack from him scares the cancer so bad it instantly leaves your body. Fact.***
*** Not a fact. Please don’t actually rely on a pimp smack to try and cure cancer. Listen to your doctor, not me, I don’t know shit about cancer.
Hot damn! We are serving you guys up enough bottom biscuits here to keep you filled up for the entire weekend. Thank us by telling us which of these you would rather slap some jelly on an go H.A.M.!
Yeah I know what you’re thinking! I thought the exact same thing when I saw this…How awesome would it be to motorboat her back titties?!?! Right? No? Not at all? I’m the only one that thought that? Ohh, well, then in that case your loss.
If the motorized scooters in Walmart didn’t take up enough of the aisle, this b-hole had the get a caboose! All I can think of now is this clip from Wednesday’s South Park.