Let me sit you down for a Bronx tale of my own. When you get older your ass gets bigger and saggier. I know this, so I don’t need visual evidence of it. Cover it up. Thank you in advance to those who will apply this trade secret.
Florida & New York
Hey check out the pineapples on that one huh? Right? Right? Yeah, no I think they might be rotten. Nevermind. Nobody eat the fruit! The fruit is bad. Worst. Vacation. Ever.
Is it sad that when someone tells me they have a picture of a pig in Walmart this isn’t the first thing that I actually think of? Oh how my mind has been warped.
I am having a difficult time picking the team to beat this year in the NFL. My Steelers look like a bum’s nutsack most weekends and there are only a handful of teams over .500 right now. I guess I’ll give my props to the Atlanta Falcons but what about you guys, who do you like so far?
Louisiana & Virginia