Maybe you two should meet and have some babies together. Their profanity-laden rants could be stuff of legend!
Indiana & Oklahoma
“Hello, can I get these dollar bills changed out for a few twenties? If you could just jam them into my thong that would be great! Kisses.”
I think the question that everyone wants to ask is: “Do the carpets match the drapes?” If the answer was “Yes” then I’m not really sure what my next question would be. What would yours be?
Georgia & North Carolina
Ohhh what’s up sellout!!! You’re like that guy that breaks up with his girl and just talks mad shit on her for a week straight to all of his friends and then gets back together with her at the drop of a hat. Punk.