I didn’t even know they made spandex onesies! Geez Pinkberry, you look like what I imagine my stomach acid looks like when it’s mixed with Pepto Bismol and that is the nicest way I can put it.
Denise Colon, 27, was arrested by police in Tennessee on November 4, 2012 and charged with theft and aggravated assault. She is accused of attempting to shoplift about $100 of merchandise from a Walmart store. When confronted by an employee, she reportedly stabbed the employee with a screwdriver and fled. As she tried to make her escape in the parking lot, she backed her car into another employee.
According to police records, Colon has a history of shoplifting related arrests. She is scheduled to appear in court on November 8, 2012.
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I don’t think you understood the bro at the gym that said you would look good in that shirt when you are totally shredded, but that’s okay we can work on these things. Quick rule of thumb, if any of your clothing looks like it went through a garbage disposal, don’t wear it. Leave it in the garbage.
Nothing to see here. Just two wolf-like creatures escorting this fine lady like a ancient warrior princess. Please feel free to insert your Game of Thrones ‘Winter Is Coming’ meme references here.