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The Eastlake Police responded to Walmart’s pharmacy following a report of a woman falling asleep at the counter and in the waiting area chairs.
29-year old Patricia Crawford presented prescriptions to be filled to the pharmacist then left to use the restroom. When she returned, she kept falling asleep at and around the pharamacy.
Upon the arrival of the Eastlake Police, Crawford was again in the bathroom and this time asleep in a stall.
Crawford was interviewed then arrested for felony possession of heroin and felony tampering with evidence. She is being held at the Lake County Jail without bond until arraignment today (Tuesday).
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