What is going on (or how little is going on) in your life that you hit a point where you decide to grow your fingernails this long? Who wants fingernails that curl like ram horns? Fricking weird as hell and literally serves zero purpose.
In this edition of ‘Who Wears It Better’ the secret ingredient is shit. Who wears shit better? Not really anything else I can say about that. Besides that it’s gonna be the shit.
This long hair thing is becoming an epidemic around here! At first I wasn’t sure how it could get worse, then I see you’ve turned your stinky gross hair into a lion’s tail and now it’s even weirder.
Obama is giving away cars now too?!?! Damn I thought I was missing out by not getting an Obama phone but now that I see this I’m actually kinda glad I don’t get anything.