I feel your pain brother. We’ve all been there, maybe not out in Walmart for the world to see, but we’ve been in your shoes. That feeling leaves you a bid…..skiddish? Boo-ya! Hit em with that left hook they don’t see coming.
Lace back, pink strap, bottom biscuit trap. Something else that rhymes, the only good decision you made was your pick off your shoe rack….Yeah, suck on that Dr. Suess! Boomshakalaka!
Cracks don’t discriminate by gender, they come in all shapes and sizes and offend all of us. The question here is “Who Wears It Better?” in the battle of the sexes.
Michigan & Oklahoma
It looks like somebody pulled that thing up out of the ground with it’s roots still attached….which is definitely how I think most women would like to have their hair described.