Ok, so here is a story I’m not even creative enough to make up. Here is a pleasant photo of a woman giving birth in Walmart on Black Friday (because that is where every pregnant lady needs to be). Turns out she named the baby Wally, which I like because it’s a mix between Willy the Pimp and Walmart. So ya just to recap: pregnant woman, Black Friday, baby Wally born. America.
Ahhhh yaaaa it’s Cyber Monday everyone, you know what that means! Anyone interested in jumping on AOL Instant Messenger and having cyber sex with me hit me up!…What’s that? That’s not what Cyber Monday is about? People don’t use AIM anymore either? Chat rooms? Nothing? Damn. Well in that case, make sure you buy our new book and new 365 page-a-day calender.
Walmart in Nicholasville was closed for more than an hour Wednesday morning as officials investigated a man found with materials to make meth in his backpack.
Nicholasville police arrested 36-year-old James Prater of 76 B Old Tanker Road in Lancaster and charged him with manufacturing meth, possession of meth and possession of drug paraphernalia.
He was transported to the Jessamine County Detention Center.
Police were alerted to a man passed out in the store’s bathroom a little before 9 a.m., when Prater was found by Walmart employees.
Prater had apparently been lying there for several hours, Nicholasville police officer Kevin Grimes said.
The officers who responded to the scene were unsuccessful when they tried to wake the man up.
They subsequently began to check his belongings. What appeared to be inside were materials to manufacture meth, Grimes said.
Grimes said he did not see whether the man was stealing or using material from the Walmart store.
Walmart associates have returned to work.
Twins, bikes, condoms, yes yes yes you don’t even have to tell me what it is, the answer is yes I’m in!