I haven’t seen the Tina Turner haircut since…well since Tina Turner I guess. Well, even that’s kind of a lie. I’m only 27 so I didn’t really grow up listening to Ike and Tina. So in reality, that hair just looks like shit.
Yeah, she’s twerkin’ it. What is “twerkin’ it” you ask? Ohhh I’m SO excited you asked. For a complete guide to “twerkin’ it” I shall reference one of my favorite train wreck music videos of all time, Lady – Twerk. Now, before you click on that I will say this, there is profane language, lots of twerkin’, and if you watch this at work you might get fired if someone walks by. Also, since you are clearly going to wonder afterwards, yes we posted this picture just so we could finally reference that video. You’re welcome and I’m sorry!
Breaker breaker 1-9 we’ve got two bogies on my 6 looking like a couple of idiots. – Ahh that’s a big 10-4 good buddy, saw ’em earlier, completely moronic. Now let’s go get us some lot lizards. (Wow, I’m amazed at how accurate my interpretation of trucker conversations is!)
Ohio & Oregon
If it’s not on your fanny, is it still a fanny pack? Since it’s under his man boobs is it a moob pack? Makes sense, but just doesn’t have that ring to it.