I’ve been racking my brain to determine if there is any combination of all these clothes that would make one seemingly normal outfit and I’m not sure it can be done. So I’ll leave it to Who Wears It Better: Matchmaker Matchmaker Make Me A Match Edition.
Texas & Utah
It’s ironic, because they had to put a bag over your mother’s head to make you….and BOOM goes the dynamite!
I’d say there is about a 87% chance that her mop gets caught under the bus.
It’s cool, he wears this to his D&D outings. He alternates this costume with his virgin costume…which isn’t really much of a costume as it is pretty much his normal self.