Geez! Is there something bigger than a camel toe? Maybe like a t-rex toe? Can we call it that?
An elderly man is behind bars after he allegedly soiled himself and went on a mini-crime spree.
Port Isabel police arrested 69-year-old Walter Thomas Ellison on multiple criminal charges late Tuesday morning.
It all started inside the WalMart store off Highway 100 around 10:47 a.m. Tuesday.
Chief Gualberto Gonzalez said Ellison had soiled himself and came into the store to get a new pair of pants.
Ellison allegedly took off his pants in the middle of the men’s clothing section prompting security to escort him out of the store semi-nude.
Chief Gonzalez said Ellison drove off but got into a fender bender while leaving the parking lot.
Ellison fled the scene and went to the nearby Cameron County Annex Building where to took off again and drove across the Queen Isabella Memorial Causeway to South Padre Island.
Police stopped him on the Island where they discovered he had a small amount of marijuana.
Officers charged Ellison with indecent exposure, DWI, accident involving damange and possession of marijuana.
Ellison remained in custody as of Thursday afternoon at the Cameron County Jail.
Ahhhh, dirty hippie bottom biscuits! Those are like the biscuits that fell off the tray behind the oven and got all that dust and dirt on them. Ahhhh, Ahhhhh, throw those away!
This cute little puppy dog is ready to tear some Alabama ass! Frankly, we don’t really give a shit who wins because we grew up in a town where professional sports were king, so college sports take second fiddle. Any Alabama or Georgia fans out there that wish to weigh in on the game this weekend?