What is it about Walmart that makes everyone think they’re at a tractor pull?
“What The Elf?” indeed. Christmas is right around the corner and your lazy ass is stocking up on OJ instead of building my wooden toy train up at the North Pole. On a side note, do kids still get wooden trains? I’m sure some group of hippies figured wood was too dangerous and banned them or some other type of stupid crap.
No shit Sherlock. Did you think I was under the impression that those sad single mothers I throw dollar bills at somehow get pregnant via immaculate conception? Come on man, I’m not stupid, I can see the c-section scars.