October 1st, 2010
Cougar In The Wild
Oh dear God! Please someone go explain to her what “cougar hunting” is. I think she is taking it way too literally.
Missouri
Cougar In The Wild,
Oh dear God! Please someone go explain to her what “cougar hunting” is. I think she is taking it way too literally.
Missouri
Cougar In The Wild,
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HAHAHA! If only the pants had matched the rest, we could have released her back into the wild! How long she’d survive is anyones guess!
October 1st, 2010
To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
The hearing aid completes the ensemble.
October 1st, 2010
Nice ass – for an 80-year-old!
October 1st, 2010
The shoes are fierce…but the “poodle-doo” just won’t do…
October 1st, 2010
A cougar with a poodle toupe?
October 1st, 2010
Grandma, is that you?
October 1st, 2010
Somebody call Guinness! This has to be the world’s oldest stripper!
October 1st, 2010
Grandma is rocking that outfit and knows it! I give her props for walking around in those heels!
October 1st, 2010
OH baby baby, I want some
October 1st, 2010
Is that dead poodle on her head some sort of trophy?
October 1st, 2010
People have gone to far with recycling.This woman for example, has recycled her poor poodle for a wig…..among other things.
October 1st, 2010
That is like a 16th Century mullet with Priscilla Presley’s clothes on…sheesh!
October 1st, 2010
I only hope i can still walk aroung in high heels when i am her age! Go granny!!!
October 1st, 2010
Wal-Mart, where old hookers go to die…
October 1st, 2010
Somewhere in an L.A. Starbucks….Rachel Zoe is weeping.
October 1st, 2010
Animals prints are for hookers and black women only and stilletos only for the young and nimble
October 1st, 2010
I only hope i can still walk around in high heels when i am her age! Go granny!!!
October 1st, 2010
This is super classy!!! … In da hood.
October 1st, 2010
thought i saw a poodle humping a leopard.
October 1st, 2010
I bet there are a lot of old guys dreaming their wives looked like this. It beats watching Jeapardy.
October 1st, 2010
she looks damn good for her age, quite sexy. i’d hit it, from behind anyway
October 1st, 2010
Somebody needs to take Granny’s checkbook away from her. Damn.
October 1st, 2010
Ellie Mae Clampett has kept her figure, but her taste hasn’t gotten any better.
October 1st, 2010
I understand it is the first of October but it isn’t Halloween yet!!
October 1st, 2010
That “thing” on her head looks like roadkill.
October 1st, 2010
Now wonder the leopard is endangered. They’re killing themselves before grandma can wear them.
October 1st, 2010
In her natural habit lmao!
October 1st, 2010
Does she have titties on her back?
October 1st, 2010
OMG! It’s LaVerne!
October 1st, 2010
There is a saying, “You’re only as young as you feel.” I’d say this lady feels pretty young.
October 1st, 2010
OMG! You found Josie from Josie and Pussycats!
October 1st, 2010
That looks like a sixteenth century mullet wearing Priscilla Presley’s clothing
October 1st, 2010
sorry about the double post if it shows up…I was told that my comment wouldn’t post and it wasn’t even bad…
October 1st, 2010
The very sad part of this is that the lady has a great figure. With the right clothes & hair…she could look fantastic for her age. I’m sure her kids won’t be seen in public with her.
October 1st, 2010
Watch out! There’s a group of PETA members around the corner with buckets of blood.
October 1st, 2010
Sweet Jesus…..could it be? Have we been blessed with a rare sighting of the elusive Alpha Cougar? After granny cunningly trolls the meat department for todays fresh kill, there will be plenty of draggin’ and shaggin’ on the menu tonight back at the trailer park. Go granny!!!
October 1st, 2010
I don’t normally comment, but all I could think is, ‘An’ Gramma charges how much?”
October 1st, 2010
Judging from the side of her face, she’s an older woman. Yet she has a pretty good body for that age, LOL! I actually hope I still look this good when I’m that age, minus the hair which is God-awful. Don’t dig in the dumpster behind Dolly’s mansion for your wigs. Go to Beauty Mark.
October 1st, 2010
If a Cougar is someone who prefers someone 20 years younger than they are, then she must prefer 50 year olds…
October 1st, 2010
Oh you know she’s gettin’ some tonight!
October 1st, 2010
She’s got “Rock me Amadeus” hair but damn, that woman has a fantastic figure.
October 1st, 2010
You know, as astonishing as her outfit is, it’s nice to see someone who actually takes some time with their appearance before going out in public – she appears neat, clean, well taken care of, the clothes fit, and I bet she was a genuine bombshell back in the days when your purse had to match your belt and shoes, heels were the norm, you got your hair set at the salon once a week, you knew how to wear support garments (girdles, etc.) blue jeans were something your little boy wore, and fur wasn’t considered murder. With a quieter color range and a more up to date hair style, she’d still turn heads wherever she went!
October 1st, 2010
O M G ! ! ! !
Four endangered Polyesters in one outfit.
At least if PETA throws paint on her, it will wash right out.
October 1st, 2010
She’s the local cat hoarder
October 1st, 2010
When her Maltese died she couldn’t bear to bury or cremate it, so she chose to wear it instead.
October 1st, 2010
Granny kept her figure, not her taste, just the figure.
October 1st, 2010
I am freaking impressed that this woman can walk in heels that high at her age!
October 1st, 2010
Granny’s got a sweet rockin’ ass!!!
October 1st, 2010
sooooo sexy……..as she creaks, cracks and crinkles her way over to the bed……
October 1st, 2010
MOM! Is that you???
October 1st, 2010
Imagine all the effort that went into hunting down a complete ensemble of matching animal print~ this was no easy feat I’m sure, and frankly it would downright selfish and thoughtless of her to come to WalMart not dressed in her accomplishment.
October 1st, 2010
Has anyone told the leopard lady that Holloween isn’t for another month?
October 1st, 2010
Someone obviously yelled “Thundercats, HOOOOO” but why did only Cheetara show up?
October 1st, 2010
One time i went to the zoo and saw lions and tigers! This reminded me of that.
October 1st, 2010
I bet Elly Mae has to change clothes a lot because she can’t wear those in the ceeeement pond.
October 1st, 2010
And it’s probably a guy.
October 1st, 2010
If you look carefully you can see askull pattern on the middle of her back. Creepy.. Is death stalking this old cougar?
October 1st, 2010
MEOW!!!!
October 1st, 2010
MEOW!
October 1st, 2010
Go granny, go granny, go granny go!
October 1st, 2010
Single for the first time in 50 years, Mindy has a difficult time grasping the slang term ‘meat market’, and drives right past Friday’s to the Wal-mart.
October 1st, 2010
Josie and the Pussycats!!
October 1st, 2010
Wow, Peggy Bundy has aged BADLY.
October 1st, 2010
I am the only one who’s noticed this is heard third appearance on POWM??
October 1st, 2010
Don’t you just know she is the queen of the Country & Western bar? Admit it: if you couldn’t see her hair or anything above the collar, you would be following her going “Umm, umm, ummm! Raarrhhh!”
I bet that NO ONE writing in the comments gets laid as much as she does!
October 1st, 2010
Josie and the pussycats,the Golden Years lmao…
October 1st, 2010
If her leggings were black instead of animal print, I would call that a win! At least its clean and almost put together looking. I bet she was one hell of a looker in her day!
October 1st, 2010
Granny here either took color cooridination waaaay too far, or she hasn’t retired from her night job
October 1st, 2010
Wow, Peggy Bundy aged badly!!!
October 1st, 2010
This is what you get when you cross a cougar with a mullet. The mullet goes wild. It should be put out of its misery; but it’s hard to stalk, because it is camouflaged by the cougar print.
(Way too much party on the top.)
Nevertheless, the lady has a great figure. You go girl.
October 1st, 2010
That is my grannnie. Expired playpen you don’t have to worry about knocking it! You can tap that ass alll day day and no worries about preggers. And since she is is so expeirenced I can fist that poopie hole elbow deep!
October 1st, 2010
This is a great shot of me and my saggy rear.
October 1st, 2010
For a minute, I thought she had a poodle on her head
October 2nd, 2010
Some of us love our grandparents you know,shame on you popanator……
October 2nd, 2010
Shhhhh, if you approach slowly you can notice the extremely rare”WalMart Cougar” in her natural habitat. please do not spook her, as we may never get a chance to see this rare breed every again !!!
October 2nd, 2010
Finally! Someone got photographic evidence of the Brazilian CheetaPoodleJaguar woman! Quick, call National Geographic! They’re gonna want to get in on this before it goes viral! Quick! Call the National Guard, too! Somebody put together an expedition to Brazil! She may have offspring! Hurry, before it’s too late!!
October 2nd, 2010
That looks like a cake in her buggy……dang I wouldn’t care to dress like that if I could eat cake and still keep a figure like hers….lol!!! Animal print can look haute if used minimally…..it is never fashionable to wear animal print from head to toe
October 2nd, 2010
C’mon guys! This is Missouri…..as in Branson. This creature is definitely a back-up dancer at Dolly-Wood!
October 2nd, 2010
Shoot it!!!
October 2nd, 2010
Phylis Diller would have loved this.
October 2nd, 2010
Elly May Clampett, today. Wearing a critter outfit!
October 2nd, 2010
I would love to see photos of her when she was young. Imagine what she might have worn in her twenties!!! She was probably hot looking.
October 2nd, 2010
I wonder what sort of ‘young man’ this “COUGAR” would choose to date…
considering what her tastes are???!!???
October 2nd, 2010
Dad? Is that you?
October 2nd, 2010
I think when a cougar gets this old, the correct term is Sabertooth tiger….ancient and extinct.
October 2nd, 2010
OMG!!!! That is my freaking beautiful grandmother!!!! Trust me when I say this outfit “matches”. OMG! Everywhere we go people look her up and down! All I cna say is,”too bad you can’t see the make-up.” LOL!!!!!
October 2nd, 2010
Someone explain to her that a Cougar is a woman in her 40′s or 50′s that wants a younger man, not and I mean NOT a woman in her 80′s doing the same.
October 2nd, 2010
OMG is that my sister Jackie?!?!
October 3rd, 2010
I hear that cougar attacks are on the rise these days…
October 3rd, 2010
Without the cringe-inducing, nasty hair(piece) and head-to-toe animal print, she wouldn’t be POWM-worthy. Lose the wig, and at least 2 animal prints, and she’d be one hot granny!
October 3rd, 2010
I’m thoroughly impressed she can walk around on those spikes!
October 3rd, 2010
omg!! its Matilda’s foster mom!!
October 3rd, 2010
I’ve been a POWM fan for a while now, and I have a couple of questions. Where in hell do these freaks & geeks come from? Second, how does the Wal Mart staff keep from cracking up when these whackos come in? I couldn’t keep a straight face!!
October 3rd, 2010
She takes the cougar thing way to seriously…maybe it’s new code to let young men know she’s available?
October 4th, 2010
For a split second, I thought the pants actually merged into the shoes. Like a pair of hooker boots that go WAY too far.
October 4th, 2010
She looks Peggy Bundy on Crack
October 4th, 2010
make sure to stay away from that cougar
October 7th, 2010
I’ve seen this lady! And yeah, you should see her makeup!
Yes, it’s in Missouri, but in the St. Louis area, not Branson.
October 7th, 2010
Aw, Hahahashe Is A Cheetah/Poodle/Leaperd
October 8th, 2010
Thumbs up for granny!!!!! I hope i can walk in heels like that when I’m her age….
October 9th, 2010
Oh my god! This is festus Missouri Walmart I just say her in the same outfit in September! She is there alll the time and always wears that outfit haha!
October 9th, 2010
Ooooooooohhwweeeeeee! What’s up with that? What up with that?
Ooooooooohhwweeeeeee! What’s up with that? What up with that?
She’s an Old ass lady… who wants to show off… the little-bit-a-ass that she han’t lost… the guy in the store takes-a-picture-of-her… everbody gonna laugh? THAT IS FOR SURE!! HA! HA!!
Ooooooooohhwweeeeeee! What’s up with that? What up with that?
Ooooooooohhwweeeeeee! What’s up with that? What up with that?
October 10th, 2010
I could be mistaken but I’m pretty sure..she’s the neighborhood cat lady
October 11th, 2010
Dude! This is from my Wal Mart (The one in Festus/Crystal City,MO… yes, it is in two cities)… She is like 80 years old and every time I see her she is dressed like this!… You can’t tell from the pic, but she tans all the time too (VERY orange skin)… and she is also the same lady who is in the pic eight pages away that is in the flower section. And in case you’re wondering, she’s even creepier in person!
October 11th, 2010
I actually saw a lady dressed similar to this in my doctor’s office one day. Cheap perfume and all.
October 21st, 2010
Did anyone else notice that this woman appears several times in different photos. Is she the same woman as photos titled “Did you kill a cheetah?” and “Marvel-ous”? Wow!
November 17th, 2010
I KNOW HER! i work with her ( @ wal mart actually ) and that was her halloween costume for the employee costume contest.
she’s not a real cougar guys, geeze.
December 1st, 2010
I see her all the time at that walmart!!! She’s really nice!!! and sometimes she dresses like an old west saloon girl. She’s really pretty for her age, like no plastic surgery or anything. And that ‘s her real hair!!!
December 4th, 2010
She always dresses like that, even scarier seen in person! I laugh every time I see her
January 11th, 2011
Um. I’ve seen her in other stores in South St. Louis County – she is almost always dressed in a similar fashion.
I’m skeert of her…
February 4th, 2011
I saw this woman at Gordmans in Fenton,Mo! LOL
She was wearing nipple inserts that poked out approx 1/2-1 inch….
FABULOUS!
March 3rd, 2011
i think i saw her at golden corral, honestly
April 8th, 2011
This looks like the same person in a previous picture I saw on here, titled Blue Poodle. Lovely!!
May 20th, 2011
It is the “BLUE POODLE”…Pretty bad to be on here 2X!!!!!!! Someone should really tell her about herself!!!!! Or then again 3rd time is a charm…waiting on the next pic!!!!
June 1st, 2011
I have seen this woman in person before!! I think we need a picture of her face; her makeup is the best part hahaha.
August 19th, 2011
WOW…IS IT WHO LET THE CATS OUT..WHO WHO..LOL..SHE DOSE LOOK SOMTING FIERCE FOR HER AGE!!LOVIN THE HILLS..
September 3rd, 2011
She is on here all ready as the blue poodle lady!!!!!! lol…..she should have her own section!
January 3rd, 2012
Look above as I wrote “already”….sorry…lol
January 3rd, 2012
I’ve seen her at the Target in South County. Amazing.
January 13th, 2012
I worked at Festus Walmart. She is a VERY nice lady! I personally love her outfits.
January 28th, 2012
This is my great aunt!! She’s 86 years old and makes her own outfits from clothes she buys at goodwill.
April 13th, 2012
I’ve talked with this lady quite a few times, she’s a very nice person. She actually was a burlesque dancer in her younger days, saved her money and invested in land that she later sold to the city of St, Louis as it expanded…she has more money than all the commenters on her put together.
And she doesn’t have ANY cats, either.
April 23rd, 2012
She is a very nice lady… Leave Festus ppl alone
April 24th, 2012
This is the SAME woman that is wearing a blue poodle in another picture on here…didn’t know walmart sold clothes like that!
August 5th, 2012
I’ve seen this lady idk how many times. She’s always in the Festus Walmart. What a weirdo lol
October 14th, 2012
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