I think I’ve found the person who would hit you because they couldn’t see the enormous sign you posted. That would be so entertaining for me to witness.
If I didn’t know any better I’d say someone is getting geared up to grease up a pig and try to catch it naked…or try to block up their bowels for 6 months, I don’t know. I never bought that much butter or cheese.
You see at first I was all like “Man I gotta grab me some of that old wrinkly cowboy junk!” But then I saw the do not touch sign so I stopped myself. Because if I’m out randomly grabbing on some junk I at least like to be polite and courteous about it.
Holy crap! I haven’t watched WWF wrestling since it was called WWF and not WWE, but Jerry “The King” Lawler hasn’t aged a day! All natural I assume. On a side note, I always hated him. No reason, just did. Actually it was probably because of the stupid one strap leotard and crown combo he would rock.